walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Houston, we have a blender
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
