Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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