I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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