sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Let's get the cat blown out
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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