I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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