we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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