I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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