: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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