Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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