I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
