Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
there is glitter all over my balls
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