I must be too annoying 4 u.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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