NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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