is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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