I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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