don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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