Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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