Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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