I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Randomize
