My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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