It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
don't judge my taste in strippers
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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