fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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