It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
