i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
There r osticjed everywhere
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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