She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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