billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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