NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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