the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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