I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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