I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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