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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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