I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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