you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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