I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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