I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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