My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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