if i can run in heels then i can drive
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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