did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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