Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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