we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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