im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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