We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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