Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
