what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
