More tranny stories later!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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