Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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