Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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