sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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