I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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