READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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