thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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