sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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