Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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