what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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