it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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